Definitions by caxwl

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by caxwl July 13, 2004

blue-on-blue 

Denoting or relating to an attack made by one's own side that accidentally harms one's own forces.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire, is incoming friendly fire.

blue-on-blue by caxwl July 8, 2004

as a friend 

A term of rejection used to soften the the blow when dumping someone.

Often used with other phases like
"You are like a big brother to me."
"You are such a nice guy." and "It's not you, it's me."

Girl saying to boyfriend in training:
"You are such a nice guy, and I love you as a friend ...... "

as a friend by caxwl May 27, 2004

cut corners 

To perform a task in the quickest and easiest way, in another word, the American way.

We call cut corners as Effective Time Management or ETM for short, it cuts corners.

cut corners by caxwl May 26, 2004

mace 

A heavy spiked metal club used for breaking heads, a suitable substitute for the pepper spray.

So I pulled out my mace....he's in hospital right now.

mace by caxwl May 25, 2004

communism 

A good idea that can never be achieved by humans.

Homer Simpson: In theory, communism works. In theory.

communism by caxwl May 20, 2004