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Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.
Chick Before Dick by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009
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chicks before dicks 

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.
No i'm going to hang with my girls today. Chicks before Dicks anytime.
Word of the Day on October 2, 2011

Chicks Before Dicks 

The Female Variation of bros before hoes

It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).

Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''

May: 'No...''

Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''

May: ''That's Nasty.''

Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''

May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''

Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
Chicks Before Dicks by Flowercandii October 27, 2014

chicks before dicks 

the female equivalent of "bros before hos"
"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"

chicks before dicks 

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.
Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"
chicks before dicks by jk_ December 23, 2007

chicks before dicks 

Here's one for the girls!You know how the guys always stick together,back eachother up and then use that awful phrase "bros before hoes" well here's our answer to that girls!
Amy: "you didn't just tell that boyfriend of yours what i just did....did ya?"
Kelly: "hell no! chicks before dicks..remember!!"
chicks before dicks by naimii April 10, 2008

chicks before dicks 

for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend
friend1: "won't your boyfriend get upset"

friend2: "he knows my friends are before him"
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