ChiTown’d

To be trade raped, with aggression. To be so completely used by the other party, that you are mortified at the though of making future trades, in the fear that will once again go absolutely wrong for you in every way possible.

Craig got ChiTown’d soo bad, he has been in the corner crying, repeating the phrase “but Yahoo said it was even” over and over again.

ChiTown’d by TheSexCannon August 30, 2021

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chi-town dumpster blow

when a girl who is getting butt fucked accidentally shits on the man's dick. the man then proceeds to force her to suck his shitty dick to make up for such a disgusting act.

hey brah that bitch is lucky she gave me a chi-town dumpster blow last night after she shit on my dick.

chi-town dumpster blow by clitora orgasma November 21, 2010

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Chi Town Dizzy

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Chi Town Dizzy by Diamond100 September 15, 2022

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Chi-town Crab Dangle

When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.

Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever

Chi-town Crab Dangle by yellow-dart June 1, 2007

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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