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Chezzus

Cheese Jesus.

Chezzus is also the moon god.
Chezzus is very swag
by El Ludwigo June 6, 2022
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Chezzum

Chezzum is slang for "Cherry Coke". However it can also be a generic term for ones prefered beverage.
Are you going to Cost Cutters? ... Get me a Scotch egg and a chezzum.
by Mr Maoam September 19, 2010
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Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.
Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."
by Pinesal January 10, 2009
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Cheezus

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.
Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."
by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009
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Cheezus Crust

1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.

The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.

2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!

2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
by Rowedahelicon October 13, 2008
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Cheezus Christ

The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!
by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003
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Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .
That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !
by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015
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