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Chestertown
C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p.m. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not.
"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."
Chestertown by TOJO October 7, 2006
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chesterous
Having a perfect chest that can be loaded with cum. Ample boosoms for hot creamy loads to laid perched upon to show ownership.
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Chestertown
One of the most beautiful places in the world. You don't understand it unless youre from here. The people the culture and the atmosphere make it one of the prettiest places to live.
Chestertown by Local not "townie" April 1, 2009
Chestertown
We crossed the Chestertown Bridge and entered The Afterlife, abandoning all hope of finding a decent restaurant.
Chestertown by Pastor Future October 7, 2006
chestflower
When your chest hair is so long and crazy it comes out of the top of your shirt at the neckline in a big bush of chest hair.
chestflower by Drew.22 April 27, 2017
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