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As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015
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adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.
Cheston by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
A complete dumb ass with no friends no life and no sense of style he or she will never loose there virginity
Dam chestons such a dum ass
To round the head of a screw. A screw head that has been rounded to the point that it cannot be removed.

The origin of the word is unsure but is commonly used in the London area and is frequently used by ramp/skatepark manufacturers.
"Oi Dave don't Chesson that screw"

"I can't get this screw out it's Chessoned to fuck!"

"Eddie I could hear you Chessoning that screw from all the way over here you spaz..."
Chesson by rightpropercharly October 2, 2012

Chesstosterone 

Obviously a term made up of the words chess and testosterone and used by canadian chess grandmaster Eric Hansen in the description of a youtube video called "BULLET CHESS Nightcore edition", in which he exclusively plays chess games in a mode called "Bullet". Therefore he does not have much time to think about his moves, but as it is not fast enough for him, he even goes "Berzerk", limiting his time to 30 seconds, instead of one minute.
Damn, I wonder how Eric Hansen is able to win all of those games, having only half of the time of his opponents?!
Well...he got a pretty high level of chesstosterone for sure...
Chesstosterone by ysostronk July 18, 2017

Cresston 

Honest, mainly blonde, short Swedish kid, usually packing in multiple different places.
Cresston by The rightful place February 22, 2024