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As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015
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adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.
Cheston by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
A complete dumb ass with no friends no life and no sense of style he or she will never loose there virginity
Dam chestons such a dum ass
To round the head of a screw. A screw head that has been rounded to the point that it cannot be removed.

The origin of the word is unsure but is commonly used in the London area and is frequently used by ramp/skatepark manufacturers.
"Oi Dave don't Chesson that screw"

"I can't get this screw out it's Chessoned to fuck!"

"Eddie I could hear you Chessoning that screw from all the way over here you spaz..."
Chesson by rightpropercharly October 2, 2012

Chesstosterone 

Obviously a term made up of the words chess and testosterone and used by canadian chess grandmaster Eric Hansen in the description of a youtube video called "BULLET CHESS Nightcore edition", in which he exclusively plays chess games in a mode called "Bullet". Therefore he does not have much time to think about his moves, but as it is not fast enough for him, he even goes "Berzerk", limiting his time to 30 seconds, instead of one minute.
Damn, I wonder how Eric Hansen is able to win all of those games, having only half of the time of his opponents?!
Well...he got a pretty high level of chesstosterone for sure...
Chesstosterone by ysostronk July 18, 2017

Cresston 

Honest, mainly blonde, short Swedish kid, usually packing in multiple different places.
Cresston by The rightful place February 22, 2024
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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