Cherving

To Cherve means to excessively masturbate until you pass out, usually aiming to shoot your semen at an unsuspecting target below you. Cherving is usually done in a busy/populated area on top of a building or elevated platform where you are able to seek cover or even evacuate from quickly if noticed.

Person 1 walks onto a rooftop via roof access to smoke a cigarette.

Person 1 : Eww dude, what the fuck are you doing!?
Person 2 : AHHHH I'M ABOUT TO HIT A FUCKING GRANNY DOWN THERE, I'M CHERVING SO HARD ON ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!

by danky derp December 21, 2024