To Cherve means to excessively masturbate until you pass out, usually aiming to shoot your semen at an unsuspecting target below you. Cherving is usually done in a busy/populated area on top of a building or elevated platform where you are able to seek cover or even evacuate from quickly if noticed.
Person 1 walks onto a rooftop via roof access to smoke a cigarette.
Person 1 : Eww dude, what the fuck are you doing!?
Person 2 : AHHHH I'M ABOUT TO HIT A FUCKING GRANNY DOWN THERE, I'M CHERVING SO HARD ON ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!
Person 1 : Eww dude, what the fuck are you doing!?
Person 2 : AHHHH I'M ABOUT TO HIT A FUCKING GRANNY DOWN THERE, I'M CHERVING SO HARD ON ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!
by danky derp December 21, 2024
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by bruhcomeatme May 14, 2015
Get the chervin mug.A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
by Alan Béano October 2, 2007
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Get the Chermingered mug.To twerk while seated in ones chair. Typically a hit with the nursing community at the nurses station. Other chair friendly locations are catching on.
by Jobelhoff March 11, 2015
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However, your money total never seems to increase no matter how much you earn.
However, your money total never seems to increase no matter how much you earn.
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James: Hey Will was that a real fart?
Will: No, that was a well developed mouth fart. I was churving.
James: WTF are you talking about?
James: Hey Will was that a real fart?
Will: No, that was a well developed mouth fart. I was churving.
James: WTF are you talking about?
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