Cherving

To Cherve means to excessively masturbate until you pass out, usually aiming to shoot your semen at an unsuspecting target below you. Cherving is usually done in a busy/populated area on top of a building or elevated platform where you are able to seek cover or even evacuate from quickly if noticed.

Person 1 walks onto a rooftop via roof access to smoke a cigarette.

Person 1 : Eww dude, what the fuck are you doing!?
Person 2 : AHHHH I'M ABOUT TO HIT A FUCKING GRANNY DOWN THERE, I'M CHERVING SO HARD ON ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!

by danky derp December 21, 2024

chervin

Chervin is a short Asian guy who has a big dong and is the best basketball player among all of his friends.

OMG this guy is such a Chervin!

by bruhcomeatme May 14, 2015

Chelving

A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.

"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"

by Alan Béano October 2, 2007

Chermingered

The highest level of fucked.

Mia Ruddy: “oi I’m fucking chermingered me”
Joe Charnock: “oi trademark that shit”

by M rudd December 7, 2020

Cherking

To twerk while seated in ones chair. Typically a hit with the nursing community at the nurses station. Other chair friendly locations are catching on.

That girl sure is cherking that thang

by Jobelhoff March 11, 2015

cheving money

The process of making money without putting any effort in at all.

However, your money total never seems to increase no matter how much you earn.

I've been working all week it's all cheving money.

by ryan January 13, 2005

churving

A well developed mouth fart.

<high pitched trumpet sound>
James: Hey Will was that a real fart?

Will: No, that was a well developed mouth fart. I was churving.

James: WTF are you talking about?

by grumblingsfromthecheapseats September 3, 2021