all around africa children are walking around starving and chafing, charving is both painful and serious.
by maddss8459 January 6, 2010
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Shortening of charver, and correct spelling of Chav. The word charver orriginated in geordieland, and the cockneys changed it to chav, which sounds wrong. Aslo, a townie mosh in South Hampton.
A particular class of people, telltale signs include:

In grils:
Hooped gold earings which a parrot could sit on.
Orange foundation.
Panda eyes.
Dyed blonde hair (usually badly).

In boys:

In both:
Burbury coats
Trackies (tracksuit bottoms)
Inncoherant way of speaking.
Bad attitude, loud and annoying.
Completely wrong belief that they are the most important people in the world.
You're a charv, man.
by Angel February 24, 2005
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Charve, seems to be a name for the girl , who is an inspiration to the others. Her loving and caring nature will win your hearts . Talking about her appeal , she is pretty, timid and has a cute personality . She can do anything for her friends , seems to be having a heart as big as universe. Even the tiniest ounce of love can bring her to the cloud nine. She seems to be a real badass as well, can kill you with her savageness . She brings life , light and every bit of sunshine in the room when she is around.
dude 1:- Hey find me someone , who loves me till no end.
dude 2:- Oh , then go get the charve na , but be careful if u disrespect her , she will rip You off.
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The correct spelling of chav. 'Chav' is the bastardised variation of charv, which is both in correct and stupid sounding. The word charv (short for charver, i mean come on, how can 'chav' be short for chaRver?! Some idiots on this website have defined the word 'chav' but have also made refrence to the word 'chaRver'. Don't they notice their stupid term isn't even a shortened version of the correct fucking word?!) originated from the birth place of charv culture; Newcaslte, UK. Charv culture then spread across the nation and the idiots in the south (ie, the media) started picking up on the North East's word but for some idiotic reason missed out the 'R'. Anyone who calls a charv a chav should be shot.
Radio 1 DJ : "My car was broken into by a chav the other day!"

Everyone in Newcastle listening to the show : "ITS CHARV YOU STUPID FUCK!!"
by rockdave September 18, 2005
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A pathologically criminal, inherently racist and frighteningly immoral northener. Usually found on street corners wearing basebeall caps and sports clothes, they typically spend their time beating up people weaker than themselves or hurling abuse at passers by. As 'hippies' (the charv word for anyone normal) it is our duty as citizens to administer their mass extermination.
Charv: You wanna get donna'd toneet leek?
Charv 2: Well aye, we'll gan dee in some mackams
by indiemoster October 7, 2007
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also charv, charva.
local dialect - Geordie

see townie, pikey
The charve, named andy the addict, beat his grandmother for dope money
by Mackam scum September 12, 2003
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