by andyfellovernet April 03, 2003

An elite group of engineers, that may go under cover as a "chemical engineer"
They run the power industries, design plants and the processes that go on in them and the machines and measuring devices in them. They make plastics, pulp and paper, nuclear power, hyrdo, petrol, as well as clean the water and the air.
At the ChemE training institutions, young padawans battle against lots and lots of calculus, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, material science, electronics, physics and chemistry. ChemE's are the ones that decide if the vessel can withstand the pressure generated as the reaction takes place in the factory. If not, a ChemE will always find ways to fix it. It takes a vigorus course load and plenty of studying to compleate a degree in chemical engineering, and even more enduring, strenuous, arduous, laborious, punishing, fatiguing training in order to become one with the force and to become a true ChemE
They run the power industries, design plants and the processes that go on in them and the machines and measuring devices in them. They make plastics, pulp and paper, nuclear power, hyrdo, petrol, as well as clean the water and the air.
At the ChemE training institutions, young padawans battle against lots and lots of calculus, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, material science, electronics, physics and chemistry. ChemE's are the ones that decide if the vessel can withstand the pressure generated as the reaction takes place in the factory. If not, a ChemE will always find ways to fix it. It takes a vigorus course load and plenty of studying to compleate a degree in chemical engineering, and even more enduring, strenuous, arduous, laborious, punishing, fatiguing training in order to become one with the force and to become a true ChemE
Education Major- "Look at those losers that live in the library, burried under their books, and they cant even graduate in 4 years!"
Comunications Major- "Khahahahahaha! Hey its 1:30, skools out, lets get outta here!"
A few years later...
Poor Hungry Education Major - "Hey who are those guys rollin around in the S55 AMGs, and M3s?"
Sorry Communications Major- "Oh, umm... those are those ChemE's we used to make fun of"
Comunications Major- "Khahahahahaha! Hey its 1:30, skools out, lets get outta here!"
A few years later...
Poor Hungry Education Major - "Hey who are those guys rollin around in the S55 AMGs, and M3s?"
Sorry Communications Major- "Oh, umm... those are those ChemE's we used to make fun of"
by a ChemE in training September 01, 2008

A term that is used when referring to a dumbass who is too stupid to comprehend the first 3 letters of the alphabet.
by Knocklife23 July 18, 2022

by Knocklife23 June 28, 2022

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying
Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid
The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta
Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming
We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying
Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid
The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta
Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming
We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta
The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.
by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

by andyfellovernet April 07, 2003

When ur participating in a chemistry lab and ur soggy flappy gay bestfriend gives you a reach around as he slips his uncircumcised penis inside ur hairy anus causing you to cum in the chemicals exploding the entire class room killing everyone except you so you rape ur classmates dead bodies
by Thedefinitionpersonmaker March 06, 2024
