Cheins 

Cheins are the special and quite delicate veins of the K-Pop idol Bang Chan, or Christopher Bang from the K-Pop group Stray Kids.His veins are so fine and kinky that they deserve their own name.

The cheins are looking snazzy today.
I could never have those kind of cheins.
Look at those fine ass cheins, how kinky.

Cheins by channie's menu September 5, 2020

fuck em with a chainsaw 

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

fuck em with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

Chainsaw fart 

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.

My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.

Chainsaw fart by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

Raped with a chainsaw 

The hyperbolic expression, raped with a chainsaw, describes a very unpleasant experience, avoided if humanely possible.

I would rather be raped with a chainsaw, than take that Physics course again!

Raped with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

New chains , same shackles by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Chens Theorem 

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol

Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010