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The sublime combination of cheese, egg and peanut butter united together to form the perfect sandwich filling.
Innocent Bystander: yo bro! what you eating ?!

Eater of sandwich: sup man just eating my chegnut, the beautiful culmination of flavours resting on my tongue is like an orgasm for the mouth.
Chegnut by hazzamadrazza October 26, 2020
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A small piece of poo knotted in the pubic hair surounding your anus. ie bumhole dreadlock
Mother: Whats wrong John
John: My bum bum hurts, i have got chegnut and it hurts
Mother: Oh Dear!
chegnut by eadybum November 6, 2008
a small lump of poo that gets knotted in the pubic hair surrounding your anus.
oh mummy i've got chegnut my botty hurts!
chegnut by eadybum October 24, 2006
V.

To frantically swallow copious amounts of semen, often from multiple cocks.
Monti loves to Chugnut.
Chugnut by Imbackbitch September 18, 2006
Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...
Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!
A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal
''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''
Clegnut by Byroncel May 3, 2009
v.
To fervently swallow copious amounts of semen, often from multiple cocks.
Monti loves to chugnut.
Chugnut by Montilicious December 10, 2003
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