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The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.
"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"
Cheet by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on December 17, 2007

Cheet Epp 

"Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their
idiocy with "Cheet Epp!"

Sometimes said numerous times getting louder and louder and more and more annoying/ridiculous. Thus warning the victim to stop their banter and get a brain.
Idiot Girl 1: OMG Garlic Aioli is like, MY LIFE. I couldn't live without it. It's actually my life!
Logical Bystander: CHEET EPP!!!
The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid
Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?
Cheet-I by Incelpapi December 31, 2019

cheet-toes 

fat or puffy toes, resembling a cheese puff.
"Girl, you shouldnt where those sandals. Look at those cheet-toes!"
cheet-toes by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Cheet-tar 

The tar like residue left on your fingers from eating a cheeto.
After eating a bag of cheetos puffs bobbie licked his fingers clean of the cheet-tar
Cheet-tar by radio guy November 6, 2010
The orange, cheesy crud that gets stuck to your fingers after eating cheetos, cheesy puffs, or any crunchy cheesy snack.
Ben: Hey you want some of these cheetos?
Josh: No way dood, I don't want to get any cheet on the remote.
Cheet by Wa11sagna April 23, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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