Cheeseballed 

The act of being so completely fucked in any situation that you see no way out

Royally Fucked

I'm so fucking cheeseballed right now. 4 guys just rolled up on me in retail and I have no gun.

Cheeseballed by TonyStone August 9, 2024

Cheeseballin 

When you are baked out of your mind and you cant hold yourself from smiling and giggling.

Yo cameron is cheeseballin his ass off. He just cant stop smiling!

Cheeseballin by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009

Cheeseball

Used one time after a person says something silly, goofy or corny, or behaves in a similar way.
Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.

Melvinis acting like a total cheeseball

Cheeseball by Soob March 19, 2004

Cheeseball

Someone, usually a male around his teenage years who pretends to be funny. He uses mostly slapstick humor (usually involving the removal of his own clothing or the putting on of woman's clothing), corny old jokes or in general just acts like a three year old.

As a former cheeseball myself I can attest that most cheeseballs use this humor to try to get cheap laughs out of people in hope that they will like them more. 99% of the time the cheeseball just looks like a jackass however that 1% the cheeseball miraculously goes about making friends.

"Look at me Lila I'm a Viking!" as this particular cheeseball blocks the path of his girlfriend in an aisle while wearing Viking horns.

"I can speak bird - 'meow, meow'" - said as someone points at a pidgeon in a park.

Guy A: Wow you like men
Guy B: No you like men
Guy A: No she likes men (pointing at a girl)
Guy B: Haha girls like men! (Both in this case were cheeseballs)

Cheeseball by zachKorner February 24, 2008

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Cheeseball

Coming from the word "cheesy", "lame", usually refers to guy who tries to act hot but fails greatly at it. Just think of a greasy cheeseball.

He acted like such a cheeseball

Cheeseball by IP November 15, 2004

Cheeseball

A person who often says corny things at the wrong times, thinking they are funny and cool. Usually can be found wearing the typical cheeseball attire: polo shirts that are too tight with a possible popped collar, shoes that are supposedly Italian leather, and hair with enough gel in it to start a small housefire.

Me: Man, that Wesley Turner guy sure is a cheeseball.

Kevin: Yeah, almost as bad as Jody Cataldo.

Cheeseball by DboyFresh March 18, 2009