Cheeseales

Cheeseaeles are weasles dipped in cheese or any thing you want it 2 mean

yo theese is some nice cheeseales, or look at those cheeseales ecsapein

by sloose moose November 14, 2003

Cheeseless Rice

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.

"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"

by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

Cheesefest

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.

Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!

by societymongerer July 23, 2009

the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009

cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.

...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004

cheeseballs

An expletive, expression of shock or dismay. Most often used to replace gosh.

Cheeseballs! That car almost totally sideswiped me!

Cheeseballs, guys, why do I always have to be the responsible one?

Aw, cheeseballs.

by samuels May 24, 2005

Cheeseballs

A person acting totally retarded, goofy, silly, or other wise stupid.

Those kids are acting like cheeseballs!

You're such a freakin' cheeseball man!

by DNC123 February 5, 2010