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Cheese Samich

This is what we consider a “Good boy” he is often confused & probably out getting high with some friends, but when he is around he cherishes everyone’s attention to the fullest, as for he cannot get enough; he is usually found in the middle of a cuddle pile or flying virtual jets; he doesn’t talk unless he’s around some friends or other pilots.
Cheese Samich - The Center of Attention

“Have you seen Cheese?”

“Yeah! He’s over with the group in front of the mirror; talking up a storm.”
Cheese Samich by The Mozzy November 23, 2021
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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Swiss Cheese Samwich 

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
Swiss Cheese Samwich by 9av2 June 11, 2018

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.