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butt cheek sex 

To slide a "rod" between two spink cheeks and pumping it back and forth until climax is reached. (without actually penetrating the colossus cages of brown town)
"Sir, may I use butt cheek sex on your daughter, so that she remains a virgin until marriage"
butt cheek sex by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008

cheersex 

When a cheerleader makes eye contact with, and essentially cheers to, one member of the audience, most commonly male, to the exclusion of all others.
"You were totally having cheersex with him!" spoken to Kirsten Dunst in Bring it On, after she has made eye contact with Cliff throughout an entire routine.
cheersex by Tricia B November 20, 2006

cheersexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to cheerleaders and cheerleaders only.
"I heard alex keeps sneaking into the cheerleader, fucking cheersexuals"
"They're gonna catch him jizzing on the pom poms soon"
cheersexual by Lord Obama of the east September 24, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026