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Charzard 

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”
Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit
Charzard by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018
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Charzard 

Sticking a tail but plug in a girls ass lighting it on fire then fucking her
Yo bro last night I met up with this girl and I gave her a charzard
Charzard by THERIGHTNUTOFGOD April 29, 2022

charzard 

when someone post deceiving pictures of themselves to make themselves look better, but in reality they're gross.
Leslie is such a charzard, she isn't that skinny in real life.
charzard by muscle mel June 12, 2011

charzard 

A plant made in japan when smoke it give such effects a coke and weed together
I smoke some charzard and boy was i fucked up
charzard by loser man April 20, 2005

Charzard Trocko

A weird fat overweight man baby who has personality attributes of a youngest child who also has a lisp and scoliosis

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
man i flaming charzard her ass
Flaming Charzard by flying gamose February 23, 2018

the charzard 

when,during intercourse you set a woman's pubic hair on fire and you put it out with your cum while flapping your arms and roaring like charzard
woman: oh thats nice wait what are you doing with that lighter!!
man: *roar*
woman: it burns put it out!!
man: skeet skeet skeet
voala the charzard is complete
the charzard by fluffernutter55 October 22, 2008
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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