His name is Chadwick and he is a little queer who asks to get into parties yet no one wants him there. Constantly describes his mother’s death to get out of situations and to get “poon”. A Chadballs is essentially a loser and a person who will do anything to fit in. If you see someone like this simply call them “Chadballs” and politely tel them to fuck off.
The act of being eBay and chewable. Often associated with having a chode, shaking people's hands without ever touching them, and repeating phrases over and over again. These men are also known for having hot sisters.