A guy who thinks he’s the alpha of the pack but has the intimidation factor of a mildly irritated house cat. A Chavaconda struts around like he’s a WWE superstar, but the only thing he’s ever body-slammed is a bean bag chair. He’ll talk endlessly about "back in the day" or how "people just don’t respect real men anymore"—despite never doing anything particularly manly himself.
1. "Bro walked into the meeting like a mob boss but got quiet real fast when the CFO asked him a question. Straight up Chavaconda behavior."
2. "Look at this dude fixing his tie like he’s about to negotiate a million-dollar deal—he’s literally just ordering a Subway sandwich."
3. "Oh no, Chavaconda’s telling his ‘almost got in a fight’ story again. I bet the other guy didn’t even know he existed."
2. "Look at this dude fixing his tie like he’s about to negotiate a million-dollar deal—he’s literally just ordering a Subway sandwich."
3. "Oh no, Chavaconda’s telling his ‘almost got in a fight’ story again. I bet the other guy didn’t even know he existed."
by Rocky McSteele February 5, 2025
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2. A band from St. Paul, MN
3. A deviantart phenomenon that occurred after the band was formed.
2. A band from St. Paul, MN
3. A deviantart phenomenon that occurred after the band was formed.
James: I can't believe Cataconda caught on in the art community!
Peter: I know! It was those two kids in that band from Minnesota who started it anyway.
Peter: I know! It was those two kids in that band from Minnesota who started it anyway.
by Cataconda May 23, 2010
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When you take a shit, that swirls around in a snake formation and has a head that sticks out of the toilet bowl water.
by Toliet God February 17, 2008
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Get the czajaconda mug.Chavs doing the conga.This can take place down the street at a party or at the park with their crew.
I made this up with my friend in a PE lesson.Acting it out was a laugh-I recommend you try it-Chav or not.(BAGGY TROUSERS REQUIRED;)
I made this up with my friend in a PE lesson.Acting it out was a laugh-I recommend you try it-Chav or not.(BAGGY TROUSERS REQUIRED;)
by SmokingPanda July 7, 2011
Get the ChavyConga mug.A certified bad bitch been through shit but never let up outspoken but humble and is very caring but can be a cold hearted mf if you get on her bad side and hard working
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