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Chauncei 

The most beautiful girl in the world. She's definitely the one you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Man, I love Chauncei so much. I don't know what I would do without her.
Chauncei by sammyshakesb December 20, 2016
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Chauncer 

A jaunty little moron. A self-satisfied fool.
That silly chauncer actually believes he's the best poker player in the world.
Chauncer by TMx April 20, 2013

chauncey mchamhands 

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.
I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!
chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015

Chauncing 

To chill or hang out in an extreme fashion/ Doing your own thang.
Don't kill the cockroach! He's just chauncing over there.
What you gonna do this weekend? "Proabably just chaunce over at Mike's."
Chauncing by JSniper1018 October 13, 2018

sweet chauncey 

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.
Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.
sweet chauncey by Torts sucks December 7, 2004
Chaunci's are usually very funny. They are known for being that so immature, yet mature someone everyone knows. Female, typically black hair. Usually dark skin. Known for having nice legs, and lovable personality.
"Chaunci's so funny!!" "Chaunci's legs are lookin' fine today."
chaunci by CMM15 November 22, 2015

chauncing 

Andrew: "what are you up to?"
Michael: "oh, I'm just chauncing."

Or....

Steven: "what's going on?"
Michael: "just currently chauncing @ level 58"
chauncing by hellobethie January 15, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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