A play on the
name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower
time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "
Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)
Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!
Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt
like guys with small penises...
Becky: I know but... (tosses head into
air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!
Clara: ...
Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara'
s eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung
like an elephant, elephants are hung
like him...
