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chauncing 

Andrew: "what are you up to?"
Michael: "oh, I'm just chauncing."

Or....

Steven: "what's going on?"
Michael: "just currently chauncing @ level 58"
chauncing by hellobethie January 15, 2009

chauncing 

Chauncing, (pronounced chawn-sing) is the state of being in between a persons activities,or idle, as an answer to a question such as, "Whatcha Doin'?"
"Oh, I'm just chauncing..."
chauncing by Yelnats June 6, 2008

Chandingo 

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
Chandingo by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010

Chuning Choke 

While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.
"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"
Chuning Choke by Tacobutt June 10, 2014

Butt Chunging 

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.
The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.

changing the channel 

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.
These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!