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The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.
Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."
Chauching by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015

giggling my chuckling beard off 

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

Chavalingus 

The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.
"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"

"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"
when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.
wow! your joke was so funny! i'm chackling!
chackling by jrod jgod August 31, 2019

quitetly chuckling to myself 

"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.

Part of the issr
Bob: Look at that geyzer falling over!!!!1111
Tim: quitetly chuckling to myself (qcm)
The Sexual Practice of shouting " to me, to you" during intercourse.
I was ramming emma last night and i started chuckling so hard. She made me leave her house.
Chuckling by Bumhole gary November 2, 2013