The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

Chauching by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015

Related Words

Chaucaling • Chuckling • chackling • charcoaling • Chauching • Chavalingus • Chuckling Blowjob • Chuckling Squad • Chucklingual • chuckling vagina

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

giggling my chuckling beard off by leighzil August 3, 2009

Chavalingus

The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.

"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"

"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"

Chavalingus by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

chackling

when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.

wow! your joke was so funny! i'm chackling!

chackling by jrod jgod August 31, 2019

quitetly chuckling to myself

"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.

Part of the issr

Bob: Look at that geyzer falling over!!!!1111
Tim: quitetly chuckling to myself (qcm)

quitetly chuckling to myself by Forces May 11, 2006

Chuckling

The Sexual Practice of shouting " to me, to you" during intercourse.

I was ramming emma last night and i started chuckling so hard. She made me leave her house.

Chuckling by Bumhole gary November 2, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026