Chatrophy 

When one's (already weak) chat gets weaker.

Woah, didn't think his banter could get any worse, but he seems to be suffering from serious chatrophy.

Chatrophy by DatJMWar March 2, 2011

Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

chlorophylosyphillisarus 

noun- anything related to science that makes no sense, is confusing, sounds like it's made up, and/or you don't care about.

S: The phrase "muscular system" sounds like it should be "muscuatory system."

A: I know, "muscular system" is so chlorophylosyphillisarus.

Teacher: And now, to learn about chlorophylosyphillisarus. You wont ever use it in life, and it probably makes no sense!
A: Why do you even bother teaching it?
Teacher: You need to know in case you become a science teacher, like me!

chlorophylosyphillisarus by AmbRia December 19, 2013

Chantropy 

A measure of the unavailability of a socially-oriented online venue's activity to maintain a coherent or useful dialogue.
In layman's terms; the resemblance of such a community to 4chan.

The theoretical end to meaningful online information exchange by way of total chantropy is often referred to as "the meme-death of the internet"

Symbolized in equations by ☄ (unicode# 2604; "comet", sometimes referred to in this context as "head asplode" or other alternatives)

"I'm leaving the Forum; chantropy has reached wholly unacceptable levels."

Chantropy by KDM2 February 20, 2009

craptrophy 

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

craptrophy by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

chlorophyl

Variant of chlorophyll

Chlorophyl

chlorophyl by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003

Chlorophylistine 

A person, typically a vegan, veganarchist or veganazi, who Is hostile or indifferent to anyone who eats meat.

That Chlorophylistine just spat their mung bean purée at that bloke eating a medium-rare steak.

Chlorophylistine by Just Sayin’ June 27, 2020