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chaosity 

The action of chaos.
That Harry Mack freestyle is exquisite chaosity.
chaosity by creativespiral November 6, 2020

Chastity Cage 

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.
My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

Chasity-phobic 

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity
yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic
Chasity-phobic by hh29 September 19, 2021

chastity flap 

A protruding belly, or gut, hanging over one's genital area, preventing that person from having sexual relations.
Did you see the size of that chastity flap on Travis's sister? She's never going to lose her virginity.
chastity flap by Matt Joyce May 28, 2006

Chastity Mask 

1. An ugly girl's face, which protects her chastity and her virginity, usually unintentionally

2. A very ugly or scary mask worn by a pretty girl with the intention of driving away potential suitors; usually, these suitors are particularly unattractive or annoying
Alexa: Damn, Melissa's all alone in the corner while we have guys all over us.
Sadie: I know, right? That Chastity Mask of hers is really working tonight.

Hot Girl: This hot guy kept hitting on me, but he had a really irritating voice, so I put on my Chastity Mask - I always keep a spare in my purse - and that fool was outta here.
Chastity Mask by FunnyLady19 November 27, 2011

chastity cage 

a cage worn by men (usually in a case of femdom or some other form of domination) that prevents the mans cock from getting hard and it also prevents him from being able to masturbate.
the woman forced the man to wear the chasity cage whenever he was in public so that way he could not get hard on looking at other women
chastity cage by cockwanker September 7, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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