Chartney 

a cutie

Someone: chartney is a cutie
Someone else: 😲

Chartney by Siwisje January 25, 2021

charney 

Any kind of general, non-descript physical matter. Often refers to small bits of food around the kitchen, pollen or moss in an outdoor environment, or miscellaneous items left in the trunk of a car. Applicable to a wide range of undesirable matter that typically cause a great deal of annoyance and frustration, as it must be cleaned up and/or dealt with promptly.

"Just give me a minute, I gotta sweep up all the charney in here before we leave."
"Oh man, look at all that charney in the water there! What's going on with the lake this year?"
"I was surprised by the sheer volume of charney I had to unload from the car last night."

charney by BTB343 October 19, 2013

Charneylicious 

An adjective describing the supreme Awesome traits of another. It is used as a compliment. It cannot be used Fluently, or used by most people. Only the people with the name of "Charney" can use it. If told you are charneylicious, it means you have reached the highest level of awesome.
People should be jealous of you. People who are charneylicious can give others the rank of charneylicious as well.

Did you hear? Christian gave Johnny the rank of Charneylicious yesterday! Hes cooler than us now!

Charneylicious by Chris Charney August 13, 2011

charney (n.) 

A charney is a shiftless individual who relies on others for money and housing. It is often used to refer to men of the Caribbean who are habitually lazy yet also in good spirits.

That charney over their laying in bed with a can of Red Stripe is completely worthless, we should have left him in Jamaica.

charney (n.) by Captain Tony October 22, 2004

cartney

Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.

Wow is that Cartney?
Yeah, but he is mine.

cartney by mcfrenzy March 19, 2018

doin' a paul mc cartney 

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

doin' a paul mc cartney by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

to play the Cartney 

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

to play the Cartney by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010