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Chartney 

Someone: chartney is a cutie
Someone else: 😲
Chartney by Siwisje January 25, 2021
Words you can keep
Any kind of general, non-descript physical matter. Often refers to small bits of food around the kitchen, pollen or moss in an outdoor environment, or miscellaneous items left in the trunk of a car. Applicable to a wide range of undesirable matter that typically cause a great deal of annoyance and frustration, as it must be cleaned up and/or dealt with promptly.
"Just give me a minute, I gotta sweep up all the charney in here before we leave."
"Oh man, look at all that charney in the water there! What's going on with the lake this year?"
"I was surprised by the sheer volume of charney I had to unload from the car last night."
charney by BTB343 October 19, 2013

Charneylicious 

An adjective describing the supreme Awesome traits of another. It is used as a compliment. It cannot be used Fluently, or used by most people. Only the people with the name of "Charney" can use it. If told you are charneylicious, it means you have reached the highest level of awesome.
People should be jealous of you. People who are charneylicious can give others the rank of charneylicious as well.
Did you hear? Christian gave Johnny the rank of Charneylicious yesterday! Hes cooler than us now!
Charneylicious by Chris Charney August 13, 2011

charney (n.) 

A charney is a shiftless individual who relies on others for money and housing. It is often used to refer to men of the Caribbean who are habitually lazy yet also in good spirits.
That charney over their laying in bed with a can of Red Stripe is completely worthless, we should have left him in Jamaica.
charney (n.) by Captain Tony October 22, 2004
Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.
Wow is that Cartney?
Yeah, but he is mine.
cartney by mcfrenzy March 19, 2018

doin' a paul mc cartney 

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.
"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

to play the Cartney 

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.
Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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