charney

Any kind of general, non-descript physical matter. Often refers to small bits of food around the kitchen, pollen or moss in an outdoor environment, or miscellaneous items left in the trunk of a car. Applicable to a wide range of undesirable matter that typically cause a great deal of annoyance and frustration, as it must be cleaned up and/or dealt with promptly.
"Just give me a minute, I gotta sweep up all the charney in here before we leave."
"Oh man, look at all that charney in the water there! What's going on with the lake this year?"
"I was surprised by the sheer volume of charney I had to unload from the car last night."
by BTB343 October 19, 2013
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charney

1. An name for any manner of extremely ugly person who may run track or have an big head
2. A person who is attracted to any type of what would be considered extremely unattractive.

Charneys are also called Charns, Charn Dawgs, Charnlets, and Cunits
Eeew, did you see The Charney run the 1600 meter? eww ew eww
by vincenzino September 20, 2006
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Charney

An amazing beautiful soul
Sings amazing and is always there for someone in need

Doesn't realize her potential even though there's so much going for her!
Sometimes I wish I was a Charney
by Youknowwho420 September 09, 2020
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Charnei

Is that charnei? Her weave looking rough
by Currychicken15 March 26, 2018
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charney (n.)

A charney is a shiftless individual who relies on others for money and housing. It is often used to refer to men of the Caribbean who are habitually lazy yet also in good spirits.
That charney over their laying in bed with a can of Red Stripe is completely worthless, we should have left him in Jamaica.
by Captain Tony October 22, 2004
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Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.
Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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charney fart

really stinking ass!! when the charney family farts!
OMG! Jackie!! that was a major charney fart!
by Kit Kat Katie A September 24, 2007
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