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Chart Whore 

Someone, who doesn't actually likes music, but can sing every single top 10 chart tracks.

This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.
Saul 'Hey man, check out this album i got, it's John Coltrane's original Blue Train'

Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'

Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'
Chart Whore by GPSK September 9, 2010
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Chart Whore 

A chart whore is a phrase used for people who have no knowledge, nor interest in any artists that haven't appeared in the charts.
Example of a chart artist: Shakira

Example of a chart whore: Jack: What artists are you liking at the moment then?
Jenny: Oh, Rhiana, Shakira, Black Eyed peas. That kind of stuff.
Chart Whore by TLBF January 15, 2010

chat whore 

A chat whore is someone who carries on two or more IM conversations simultaneously. Each IM friend seldom knows about the other chat that's going on and thinks they are the only one. There are telltale signs, however, that you are IM'ing with a chat whore, such as long pauses in between responses. The dead giveaway is when they accidentally paste a comment intended for someone else into your chat window - especially if the chat whore is talking about you or carrying on a parallel hot-chat.
You'd like to do WHAT to my ass? Wrong IM window, chat whore.
chat whore by Tom Terranova August 19, 2007

chat whore 

any bitch that will almost phone fuck, ass fuck, real time
fuck any loser on the web.
if a married guy does it..they are considered marshalled which is really a insult to any classy babe. But then again, you dont find much class in chat rooms.
hey babe...my name is lawrence.
hey..my name is (fill it in) but I fuck on the first date
or will phone fuck you now. I dont care if your married or ugly or a drunk. lets fucking party. I'm nothing but a cheap ass chat whore. will fuck for a smile
chat whore by been there, done that December 28, 2005

Snap chat whore 

Someone who sends an obscene amount of snapchats (could be hourly/daily) or uploads constant my stories with points ranging into the thousands. I mean really do these people not have jobs or lives.
Have you seen how many points she/he has?

She/he must be a snap chat whore.
Snap chat whore by HBRHA October 28, 2014

chat whore 

Someone who can always be found online in chats or instant messages with friends. Usually someone who spends more than 3 hours daily chatting or texting.
Queen Jean is a real chat whore! I remember chatting with her on ICQ about her 21st bday party and now she's gonna be 31 and is everywhere!
chat whore by Queen Jean September 3, 2005

chat whore 

a person who you don't know or barely know that chats you all the time on a social-networking site. they chat you at least 3 times a day as soon as you sign in because they have no lives whatsoever.
*Jake and Sara are now friends*
*Chat Conversation*
Jake: hey sara! :DD
Sara: uhh, hey?
Jake: whats up home-biscuit??
Sara: umm, how do u know me?
Jake: memba, you were @ Brad's party!
Sara: but we didn't hang out
Jake: yea but whateva
Sara: and we only have 2 friends in common
Jake: so???
Sara: fuck off u creeping chat whore!!!!
*Jake and Sara are no longer friends*
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