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Charnock Richard 

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.
Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
A code name for a cigarette
Hey Pollo, you wanna go for a chanook?
chanook by ITS FERN YOO November 12, 2009

phil charnock

Someone who loves music and wagonwheels. YEAH BOYYYYYYYSSSSSS!
Look at that dude over there eating a wagon wheel and listening to jazz, he's well Phil Charnock!

Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.
Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026