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Charnock Richard 

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.
Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
Hey Pollo, you wanna go for a chanook?
chanook by ITS FERN YOO November 12, 2009

phil charnock

Someone who loves music and wagonwheels. YEAH BOYYYYYYYSSSSSS!
Look at that dude over there eating a wagon wheel and listening to jazz, he's well Phil Charnock!

Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.
Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."