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Charmonix

A new insult for any female or male who has the following qualities:
-Cunt
-Bitch
-Slut/Whore/Skank/Skeez
-Nymphomaniac
-Ig'nant
-Cheating
-Sucks a lot of dick
-Pathological Liar
-"Daaaayum, did you hear that, that new girl is asking guys about their dick sizes!?"
-"What a fucking Charmonix."
by smyd69566 December 12, 2010
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Chamonix

A small town in France. Possibly the best, and most beautiful town in the world, and also home of the highest mountain in Europe, Mont Blanc.

It is a place where you can find the best off-piste skiing during the winter (the Vallee Blanche), amazing mountain biking in the summer, and many other things to do all year round.

Finally, it is the home of the best aprés-ski bar in the world, and the only place you can see anyone hanging off a moose-head.

And if you want to party Chamonix (also known as CHX, or Cham) has plenty of seasonaires and ski-bums hanging around who are always up for a party!
Lets go skiing in Chamonix everybody!!!
by kpdsno1 February 3, 2013
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chamonix crew

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Noun

2. Similar to a landing strip but the hair is cut closer to the skin at a shaver level of no greater than number 3. Also referred to as a “gosh sarge”.

2. A Chamonix Crew is a group of partygoers who reside in Chamonix, France. They must be known to consume mass quantities of wine and whiskey and to start impromptu disco techs in mountain restaurants. The women in the crew always enjoyed a good Duncaning (verb present participle of Duncan). They are usually led by a couple described as a perfect Karen and a tremendous Trevor. Not to be confused with a complimentary crew in Chamonix often lead by a charming Billie or a man described as The Sam or “le Chef”.

3. A reverse Mohawk received only after using ones head as a battering ram and getting a center line shave.
She asked for the special wax and ended up with a Chamonix crew.

A Chamonix Crew rolled through the valley and have it a good Duncaning!

After bashing his head with a T-post driver he had to get a Chamonix crew.
by Mr-Gus March 17, 2019
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charmon

a beautiful talented young woman who gets all the mans and is a lovable person. Charmon is a very straight forward person who is a real friend and loves to party. She is down for it all but, she trusts u not to screw up.
Charmon is the best.
by yoyofornomore May 14, 2017
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Charmonique

Some one extremely awesome and weird.
WOW she must be a Charmonique because shes just so AWESOME!
by yoyobitchezzz September 1, 2011
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Chamanix

A popular ski resort in the Haute-Savoi region of the Alps, more commonly known as Chamonix or Chamonix-Mont-Blanc. Known to seasonaires as Chamanix due to the high ratio of 10:1 male to female population.
'Where are you working this season?'
'Chamanix!'
by seasonaire December 12, 2012
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CharMania

If you dated a girl named Charmaine a long time ago and you still think about her or can't get over her- You have CharMania. Symptoms include: Calling/texting her, Cyber stalking her social media, Friending/following her family or friends' social media to cyber stalk her and Continually asking her to send selfies so you have fresh material for your spank bank or to brag about the chick you used to bang back in the day.
Damn, I saw Donal jockin over his ex-girl Charmaine again. That dude's got a bad case of CharMania.
by ♡SpankYourOwnMonkey♡ March 10, 2015
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