charmon

a beautiful talented young woman who gets all the mans and is a lovable person. Charmon is a very straight forward person who is a real friend and loves to party. She is down for it all but, she trusts u not to screw up.

Charmon is the best.

by yoyofornomore May 14, 2017

Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

chamon

the joining of the words "come" and "on", popularized by the great Michael Jackson. An early example appears in the song "BAD", from the album, "BAD"; "cha'mon, get on me..."

"hey you guys, cha'mon with those change orders!!"

by anthony March 23, 2005

chardonnay mom

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Think June Cleaver on booze.

by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005

charmangulation

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

by Telephony November 15, 2010

charming cobras

A underrated slay term for a blow job. Found this word in the song "What they want." By: Russ.

Friend 1: You my gurl bad yeah know she great at charming cobras yeah know what I'm sayin'
Friend 2: ayyyyy my boy gettin' it

by The definer of urban dictionar July 17, 2017

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018