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Charleston Choo Choo 

When a woman from Charleston, SC shits on your chest.
Lisa gave William a Charleston Choo Choo for his birthday.

North Central, Charleston 

North Central, Charleston is a neighborhood on the Charleston Peninsula of artist, writers, and musicians adjacent to the equally hip sections of Wagener Terrace and Hampton Park. Creatives and trendsetters spill from fashionable sidewalk cafe’s and pubs that surround Upper King, Morrison Drive, and Rutledge Ave, while an eclectic dining scene features dive bars, artisan coffee houses, bbq restaurants and smart gastropubs. Historically settled by French Huguenots, the landscape is now defined by Victorian, early 20th century bungalows and vernacular architecture. Here too is the site of the famed Palace Auditorium where Elvis Presley and The Allman Brothers Band once performed. The neighborhood is also the terminus of the future low line greenway that will traverse the Charleston Peninsula. North Central is a desirable home for all walks of life; forever singles, diverse families and a mix of ethnic backgrounds harmoniously exist here.
Girl: What is North Central, Charleston neighborhood like?

North Central Guy: Think Daniel Island....then think the opposite.

ray charleston chew 

straddle someones head, blindfold them with your nutsack(ray charles) and poop in their mouth (charleston chew)
that chick wanted to get freaky last night so i gave her a ray charleston chew
ray charleston chew by dicknose01 February 16, 2010

charleston 

A gorgeous, old city in southern South Carolina. Not to be mixed up with North Charleston.
I went to Charleston and fell in love.
charleston by SCgirl September 22, 2005

Charleston Schlompdonkey 

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
Charleston Schlompdonkey by youk November 15, 2007

Charleston chew 

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
Charleston chew by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012