Chaptivity

1. Evidence of chapped lips, often of extreme measure. Derived from chapped activity.

2. Having a extreme case of chapped lips, with absolute no way to get chap stick.
ex. " bro i'm stuck in chaptivity for the whole car ride because i left my chap stick at home."

Chaptivity by randfluff October 6, 2012

cattivity 

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

cattivity by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

craptivity 

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

craptivity by Clintlan May 15, 2008

Captivity 

Cap=Lie/Lying+Activity=Captivity

When lying becomes an activity, call it CAPTIVITY!

Bro, fuck all this captivity. I'm done with people lying to me all the time.

Captivity by My defintions not yours November 28, 2019

craptivity 

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

craptivity by teamvolturi December 22, 2009

captivitiate 

To put into captivity

We would have to captivitiate the dinosaurs if they were brought back to life.

captivitiate by KTCarson November 1, 2008