chaotivity 

Chaotivity is one of the few so called ADHD superpowers, it essentially means just grabbing and holding onto two or more random bits of information-crumbs and extract them from the mental tornado that spins inside your head and then finally mix them together into something unusual and unexpected.
99%of the time it is only good for using up precious glucose and cognitive capacity.
In the remaining 1% you might create a good meme.
Chaotivity is not a choice, it's a feature.

-Would you mind not praising my impostor-syndrome ADHD ass for the chaotivity that I bring to the table?
It makes me feel good and uncomfortable...

chaotivity by DiegoMandragora834 March 21, 2025

chaotivity 

Chaotivity is one of the few so called ADHD superpowers, it essentially means just grabbing and holding onto two or more random bits of information-crumbs and extract them from the mental tornado that spins inside your head and then finally mix them together into something unusual and unexpected.
99%of the time it is only good for using up precious glucose and cognitive capacity.
In the remaining 1% you might create a good meme.
Chaotivity is not a choice, it's a feature.

-Would you mind not praising my impostor-syndrome ADHD ass for the chaotivity that I bring to the table?
It makes me feel good and uncomfortable...

chaotivity by DiegoMandragora834 March 21, 2025

chaotivity 

Chaotivity is one of the few so called ADHD superpowers, it essentially means just grabbing and holding onto two or more random bits of information-crumbs and extract them from the mental tornado that spins inside your head and then finally mix them together into something unusual and unexpected.
99%of the time it is only good for using up precious glucose and cognitive capacity.
In the remaining 1% you might create a good meme.
Chaotivity is not a choice, it's a feature.

-Would you mind not praising my impostor syndrome ADHD ass for the chaotivity that I bring to the table?
It makes me feel good and uncomfortable...

chaotivity by DiegoMandragora834 March 21, 2025

cattivity 

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

cattivity by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

craptivity 

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

craptivity by Clintlan May 15, 2008

Captivity 

Cap=Lie/Lying+Activity=Captivity

When lying becomes an activity, call it CAPTIVITY!

Bro, fuck all this captivity. I'm done with people lying to me all the time.

Captivity by My defintions not yours November 28, 2019