Usually called a snake. Will probably get you drunk, bang you and leave you on the side of the road. Also will drive a dodge but work at a differentdealership.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)