Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

Chapped Dick by JHerny13 June 7, 2018

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chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .

yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.

chapped dick by healthhoes November 22, 2017

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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

Chapped Dick Syndrome by watergod83 May 5, 2021

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Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

Chopped Dick Salad by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010