Chanvidel

Person who tells falsehood or stories that are falsehood.

She told me a story about a decapitated giraffe, that was so made up...she is such a Chanvidel.

by StraightFromTheMonkeysButt November 15, 2010

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Chandel

A wonderful woman with a big heart. Generous, loyal and fair. Down to earth with a wicked sense of humor. An awesome friend and fantastic lover.

You could not ask for a better friend than Chandel.

by Australia8 April 16, 2011

Chaniel

A guy who has a shy, yet charming personality. Chaniel is someone who you can trust 100% with your life. They are the most truthful and kind person you'll ever meet. At times their honesty can be brutal, but they never intend to inflict any pain on to others. Chaniel is the type of guy to check up on you if you're going through a messy breakup. He's the type of guy to shower you in compliments to make sure you never think you're ugly again. They think very low of themselves when they are honestly perfect. Chaniel's dont just have amazing personalities, they are the cutest guys you'll ever see. Chaniel's have that cute "I must protect you with every fiber in my body" kind of look. Every Chaniel deserves the world. They are the person who pushes you to strive to be the very best you can be. They offer very good emotional comfort and are the perfect best friend/lover/sibling you could ever have.

"Honestly I don't know what i'd do without Chaniel"

by ragingpisskink September 10, 2020

Golden Chandelier

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015