Chanute 

Town in southern Kansas, sometimes pronounced "shit-nute", where fun and activities are non-existent in favor of trains that block the fucking road to McD's. Home of the mighty Chanute Comets (WTF? Really?) and Neosho County Community College Panthers. Ranked #1 in...nothing. Ranked top 10 in...nothing. Main attraction: Wal-Mart.

Student A: HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS THERE TO DO IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN TOWN!?

Student B: Well you could go to Wal-Mart.

Student A: I just fucking came from there.
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Student A: I hate Chanute.

Chanute by savemefromhell March 25, 2009

Chanute High School

Students are too embarassed to admit they graduated school, prefer to say they graduated from "a school in Kansas" (that's any better...?). Natives include meth heads and...more meth heads. Claims to fame include 2nd Least Exciting Place in the World (only behind Chanute the city) and the greatest known drug-to-human ratio in known history, believed to be in the hundreds, if not thousands. The school mascot is the Comet, not, as one one would think, the Wheat Farmers. Notable alumni include Bret Dyke, esteemed chess master and movie aficionado, and literally no one else.

Student 1 = Yeah, my roommate went to Chanute High School.

Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?

Chanute High School by BD69 October 20, 2011

chanute, kansas 

Commonly dubbed as "Shitnute" this black-hole of a dying community that tends to drag underachievers and hold them hostage within its city limits. Majority of the population consists of White an Methican American, but mostly a mix of the two.

Gale: "Where are you from?"
John: "Chanute, Kansas."
Gale: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know."

chanute, kansas by Lizard_King21 June 25, 2017

Chantel 

Sweet and respectful girl. Laid back but brings the fun when she's with good friends. She can be goofy but has a serious side. Goal oriented and has a lot to offer in regards to her career and friendships.

Chantel knows how to have fun but is definitely about her business.

Chantel by georgiapeach308 January 5, 2017

Chanteau 

A very outgoing and energetic person who when you are around can make you feel like your full of energy. She is very cute, sensual and has a great voice. Despite many of these traits men cannot see most of the times the white rose in a sea of red roses, but still she fights for what she wants knowing the risks and stays strong. A fighter, a lover, a singer and artist, she is as unique as her name, you won't find another like her.

Chanteau is as unique as her name.

Chanteau by Mymph February 5, 2010

Chantel 

Chantel is shy, weird, funny, and abusive as heck but in that type flirty playful way. A great kisser and average at hugging. Creates her own words which is pretty cute. Usually has a deep voice which is flippen attractive also she is very athletic but usually considered herself a disappointment and can’t amount to anything due to some things she has going on at home...does not trust anyone so if she opens up to you just know that she must love you. Chantel also finds it difficult to make eye contact idk why she just does. So if you find yourself a Chantel she will try to push you away because most things that do get close to her ends up hurting her but just try to stay do the best u can.

Chantel secretly loves hugs just had to put that out there 💞

Chantel by Liam Autumn Simpson July 2, 2018

Chauntel 

An interesting specimen in the sense that they are not only wonderfully esthetic, but also very entertaining. Can be found in the Northwestern regions of USA. Have the tendancy to be somewhat direct and upfront, which can be disconcerting for some people, although this is known to be harmless and should be expected during interaction with Chauntel. Considered to be in the top five percentile of the most beautiful creatures on the earth - a rarity like this should be appreciated with the upmost attention and respect.

That Chauntel has a juicy booty.

Chauntel by yer motha August 25, 2009