Chantelize

The total destructionization of your life by a disgruntled girl who knows kung foo. Watch out, You will be ripped a totally new asshole.

Chantelize omgwtfbbqsauce kung fu POW asshole disgruntled Chantel

by HokayFoO January 3, 2010

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

chantelazo

To date, seduce or pursue a significantly younger man. From the Spanish name "Chantel", meaning one who dates a younger man.

High school girl #1: Did you hear? Sally's new boyfriend is in ninth grade.
High school girl #2: Oh, wow! I never thought she'd be one to pull a chantelazo.

by Anoni November 26, 2006

Chantelle

LEGEND. PERIOD.

Chantelle is a legend. Period.

by Badmanchan November 22, 2021

Chantelle

Chantelle is a highly intuitive human. She has a heart of gold, amazing hair and her smile lights up the room. She is a human bullshit detector. She can read people like a book and is dead accurate when she taps into her intuition. She is highly ambitious and one of the sweetest earth angels you will ever meet.

Everyone wants her hair... Who? Chantelle

by livserendipity November 22, 2021

Le Chatelier

To take a poop at a fancy party and/or restaurant

After I finished the surf and turf, I excused myself to Le Chatelier before desert arrived.

by Butter Baron June 2, 2011