Chantelize
The total destructionization of your life by a disgruntled girl who knows kung foo. Watch out, You will be ripped a totally new asshole.
Chantelize by HokayFoO January 3, 2010
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
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ear chandelier
A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
chantelazo
To date, seduce or pursue a significantly younger man. From the Spanish name "Chantel", meaning one who dates a younger man.
High school girl #1: Did you hear? Sally's new boyfriend is in ninth grade.
High school girl #2: Oh, wow! I never thought she'd be one to pull a chantelazo.
High school girl #2: Oh, wow! I never thought she'd be one to pull a chantelazo.
chantelazo by Anoni November 26, 2006
Chantelle
Chantelle by Badmanchan November 22, 2021
Chantelle
Chantelle is a highly intuitive human. She has a heart of gold, amazing hair and her smile lights up the room. She is a human bullshit detector. She can read people like a book and is dead accurate when she taps into her intuition. She is highly ambitious and one of the sweetest earth angels you will ever meet.
Chantelle by livserendipity November 22, 2021
Le Chatelier
Le Chatelier by Butter Baron June 2, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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