A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.
Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*
A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.
Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".