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Chalk board 

The act of accidentally sneezing on your smack. Creating a large white cloud that eventually settles on the surface it was originally on.
Yo dawg. Kevin and I we're gonna do some booger sugar last night but he sneezed and made a chalk board.
Chalk board by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019
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Chalk Board 

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.
Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.
Chalk Board by JAD October 6, 2003

Moist Chalk Board 

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller
I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night
Moist Chalk Board by jello132 March 12, 2015

Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.
"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"
Chalk Boarding by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

Nails on a chalkboard 

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.
*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

Dirty Chalkboard 

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.
What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.
Dirty Chalkboard by Tom July 1, 2006

Chalkboard Club 

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.
We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what
Chalkboard Club by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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