JAD's definitions

Gormless

Someone lacking so much of a clue they don't know ass from tit. Completely lacking in gorm.

Salesman: You're gormless

Josh: gormless?

Salesman: Yes! You've got no gorm!

by JaD August 5, 2018

Plugger

When in the 69 position, you proceed to plug all of the woman's body cavities.

I'm gunna plug her shit tonight

by JAD October 6, 2003

H-O-E

Short for Whore

Man, she is such a hoe.

by JAD December 13, 2003

Lebanese

1)The sexiest, richest, pimptacular people in the world. Origionated from the country of Lebanon.
Lebanese people don't take shit from anyone. Drive BMW's and Benz's usually seen picking up girls are clubs.

DAMN! I wish i could be lebanese!

by Jad November 11, 2004

Phantom Front-End-Guy

The sensation felt when your best web developer and friend leaves the company you work for.

See Also: maudlin

"Why is that guy standing there with a database & dll, and looking around in confusion?"

"Hmm, perhaps he's suffering from Phantom Front-End-Guy"

by jad September 25, 2003

Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.

Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.

by JAD October 6, 2003

Niagara Balls

The point at which your testicals are so sweaty they could function as a water feature.

Wow Bills so sweaty he must have Niagara Balls.

by JaD August 3, 2018