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Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.
by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010
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Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.
Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.
by L. Morte March 11, 2011
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part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.
Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?
by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017
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time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.
Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.
by alkdjnne May 1, 2016
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If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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chairtime

Sitting back in your favorite chair (or any comfortable chair) and receiving oral sex from your significant other.
"Honey, do you think I could have a little chairtime later?"
by mvd916 October 13, 2011
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