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chainstalking

When you creep someone on social media, and end up creeping completely irrelevant people through clicking related profiles.
Jim: hey, did you see that picture that Amanda posted?
Colin: yeah! Some of her tagged friends were really hot so I kept creeping, and somehow ended up creeping her best friend's boyfriend's cousin's mother in law.
Jim: dude, you just full out chainstalked like 8 people deep.
Colin: don't act like you don't enjoy chainstalking.
chainstalking by Jrueee January 20, 2015

Chaintroll 

A slightly psychotic individual with a beard much like that on the head of a troll, accompanied by an unnecessary, yet captivating wallet chain.

When excited, the chaintroll's speech becomes accelerated, much like that of Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

Some common phrases used to identify a chaintroll include but are not limited to:

-motherfucka isa asshole
-fuckin hooptie
Person 1 - I was at the bar and some tall guy threw that chaintroll across the room!

Person 2 - Chaintrolls don't know when to quit.
Chaintroll by The Polack August 24, 2010

Chainstraunt 

A contraction of the delicious and ever fattening impersonal chain restaurant that carries the same menu in San Diego as the one in Indianapolis.
Chainstraunt, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, Denny's, Fridays, IHOP, Pizza Hut, Ruby Tuesday, Golden Corral, Cracker Barrel...
Chainstraunt by ijunkie March 13, 2009

ChainTubing

When watching one Youtube video leads to clicking on related videos until you realize you've been doing it for way too long.
Wife: "Why were you up so late last night? You knew you had that presentation at work today!"

Husband: "I'm sorry, I clicked that Youtube link your sister sent me and ended up ChainTubing until like 4am."
ChainTubing by Kc April 20, 2009

Chanttel 

A gorgeous and extremely sweet girl. She's always there for you and can be counted on for anything. You can tell this person everything. She's also a role model and the best friend anyone could have. It's impossible not to love this person!
My Chanttel is always standing by me and forever there for me!
Chanttel by LaCubana December 5, 2011

Chaintana 

(chayn-taw-nuh) noun: a device that consists of a motor attached to two gears connected with a chain-belt. Attached to the chain-belt are multiple katana. As the belt spins, the katana rotate with it, efficiently slicing through many objects.
If I had a chaintana for a leg, I would always start AND finish bar fights.
Chaintana by freeflake May 19, 2011