the idiotic ramblings of a twelve-year-old boy, sparked when the aforementioned girl asked him for the time at the bus stop. He then spends the next three weeks glancing at her and following her around before abandoning said crush when he sees a tabloid photo of Maria Sharapova.
An 18 year old man child who is gay as fuck. He always posts random memes in discord and thinks he’s funny. Also get’s bullied by people many times younger than him. Extremely gay in all senses and manners of life. Makes wiggling it your mom jokes and many others.
Guy 1: Yo you see that guys named Chainlock over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he gay as fuck?
Guy 1: Yeah, if you get any closer you’ll turn gay as well.