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Someone with a really small penis that trys to compensate for it by driving a dodge truck, usually owned buy old men in street races.
Ford: See that guys Dodge Dakota get owned? Bacon: Yeah, He is so Ch00bs.
Ch00bs by Ford|Rsb January 26, 2008
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It usually refers to someone who is a loser in life. They usually sell corn for a living. They aren't very well skilled in driving either. They usually are very slow, so don't say big words near them, as you may confuse them.
"Wow did you see that guy crash his truck into that motorcycle!", said Julian. "Yeah man! He's one big Ch00bs!", replied Derek.
Ch00bs by Acea January 24, 2008
Related Words
ch00b ch00blet ch00bz ch00k
Often used to describe a player of an online game who has been playing the game for an extended period of time, yet still lacks basic knowledge and skills.
That level 65 Warrior is a ch00b. Why won't he taunt?!?
ch00b by Schandlich September 24, 2003
A growing term usually used within MMORPGs such as: RuneScape, World of Warcraft, and arguably Guild Wars.

The word itelf is used to define a often high level player who's either ego has inflated to the size of a red giant, or who is socially inept. These ch00bs can be observed as they lap up shit off their fellow ch00bs orifices in an effort to pleasure the recipient and themselves.

There is an especially large concentration of ch00bs within the free-to-play worlds of RuneScape. The ch00b population there is made up of either extremely rich free-to-play members wearing their most expensive armor/clothing/insignificant pixel animated trinkets they spend hours of their pathetic lives attempting to purchase just to say: "I r rich3r den u n000b!!!/!!1". And the pay-to-play members who come to the free-to-play servers just to walk around showing off their armor and clothing that free-to-play members cannot buy/obtain, often promting newbs or new players to inquire as to where they could obtain the items they are wearing; to which the ch00b responds: "omg noob!".

Theses ch00bs often stand around in an unorganized fashion spewing forth their own excrement and talking about their undeserved sense of self-satisfaction or how they plan to make more of their fake money to buy more of their fake and non-existant things.

In closing, ch00bs are simply high-level pricks who think they can own everyone and everything simply because they are high-level and, in rare instances, have piles and piles of virtual money worth about 1-8 years of their life.
Ch00b (lvl 89): "Omg!!1 j00 ar such a fr00b!11one I beat kbd at lvl 75!! fr00000000b!!!"

Ch00b (lvl 105): "lvl 86 and u don't have full dragon yet nub? lmao!1!!1"

Ch00b (lvl 78): "Plz stfu, i hav more muny then u f2p nub. look at u! u don't even have rune yet!! rofl!"

Me: "RuneScape is the internet equivalent of methamphetamine, and following suit, it WILL consume you. Once you find yourself going home and immedeatly sitting down at your computer typing runescape.com into your address bar, your toast. Theres nothing you can do anymore. My luck to those of you already being eaten alive by evil incarnate."
ch00b by Antithesis November 9, 2006
A character mainly in MMORPG's who are not necessarily a high level, but do things like an absolute beginner and/or not knowing what they are doing. Other definition being "Easy" depending on context
MZero: Lets fight
Three-Dee: OK
MZero kills Three-Dee
MZero: You fight like ch00b

MZero: I just killed a lvl 56 monster at lvl 34
Three-Dee: I bet it was pretty ch00b to kill rite?
ch00b by Eddie Bedlam May 5, 2005
someone who displays such supreme idiocy that if they were any more stupid they would go into convulsions and die on the spot. these not-so-rare mutations of regular idiots can be found frequenting game sites such as world of warcraft and rune scape where they make obvious/obnoxious/generally horrible comments to "lesser" players. they are also frequently found in the comment areas of youtube videos.

be wary of these creatures and try not to get into conversations with them because long exposure to ch00bs has been known to cause permanent brain damage to otherwise intelligent people.
ch00b-"dude, you just got your ass handed to you by that n00b"
non ch00b- "stfu you couldn't beat him either, ch00b"
ch00b by GrammaticallyRetarded December 19, 2008
Extremely talented artist who has a good taste in music
Dang that guys a ch00ks, SIGN MY TITS
ch00ks by Hottest of hots July 7, 2021
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