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A college in Mt.Pleasant

David Sheridan went to central michigan.

central michigan by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009

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Central Michigan

Central Michigan is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

A school that people come to without actually thinking of the consequences. "Yes I got in! Oh shit I'm actually at this sick place now" "Dude you didn't realize that Central Michigan sucks dick!"

Central Michigan by Get it done69 August 30, 2011

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Central Michigan University

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

Central Michigan University by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011

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central michigan university

A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.

"Did you get into Mott Community College?"

"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."

central michigan university by Centralfan696969 March 4, 2009

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Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.

Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.

Central Michigan Forehead by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018

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Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

Central Michigan coleslaw by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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