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J.R. Celski 

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J.R. stands for John Robert.

A half-Filipino, half-Polish US short track speed skater who made his Olympic debut in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.

After suffering a horrifying crash during his last race at the US Olympic Trials for the Vancouver Games, he deeply cut his right thigh (7in long, 2in deep) with his left blade and had to get 60 stitches. But he was able to recover by the Olympics and bring with him an inspirational story of overcoming hardships.

Started in-line skating at first at Federal Way, WA, but he decided to move down to Socal when he wanted to start short track speed skating.

Some see him as the next Apolo Anton Ohno (who he idolizes) after Ohno retires from the races.

A complete HEARTTHROB because he's so damn CUTE!
Boy: J.R. Celski got a bronze in the 1500m short track speed skating! Wow!

Girl: OMG he's soooooo HOT!!! I'm gonna marry *cough*stalk*cough* him!!!

J.R.: ...uhhh
J.R. Celski by 2010shorttrack February 19, 2010
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J.R. Celski 

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An olympic bronze metal, world champion, and record setting short track speed skater. He is an amazing, inspiring person, who managed to overcome a very serious injury just months before the olympics in time to compete. Also the sexiest man alive.
Girl 1: J.R. Celski is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah definitely. And super inspirational too!
J.R. Celski by SoulPatch101 October 21, 2010

Celekinesis 

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That feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. But upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.
*walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don't want to be rude so you ask to be excused*
'Whoa...this might be important, I'll be right back...
*you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe*
'...Hey guys I'm back,' *phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket*
'O goddamit!'

Friend: 'chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis'
*people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot*
Celekinesis by SunshinyJuzez June 2, 2011

Celsie 

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A beautiful girl who is open minded and outspoken. She is a go getter who knows how to get what she wants. She has a great sense of humor and an adorable laugh. Her heart is full of those she loves and she is always trying to fix those that are broken. She is lovable and sweet with a side of mischievous and sexy. While hard to to love, she is one worth loving.
Celsie
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Celsius 

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An international temperature scale term. Fahrenheit is still used in North America.
This term now means "The sexiest woman in the world'" She must be exotically beautiful, smart, confident, an able to raise the temperature 10 degrees, just by entering a room!
She's Celsius! She's got calm confidence, bootyilicious beauty, sensational style, and a pleasurable personality!
Celsius by Knowledge Doctor May 3, 2008

Chelski

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An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate
If we don't win the title we will steal it.
Chelski by Olives August 22, 2003
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