Celibert 

A man who doesn't do the sex and enjoys hardcore masturbation

He told me he wont fuck her because he is celibert

Celibert by slipperyfishy February 6, 2025

Statue of Cellberty 

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

Statue of Cellberty by babarrackass April 24, 2011

celeberties 

Mootown speak for celebrities.

By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.

celeberties by Lady Motown December 30, 2004

celebertities 

A pair of Nice tities.

Damn son, Scarlett Johansson has some celebertities.

celebertities by Shawn- April 18, 2018