Definitions by babarrackass

Statue of Cellberty 

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

Statue of Cellberty by babarrackass April 24, 2011

Gum on the rug 

When a persons hairy testicle peeks out of his shorts, resembling a piece of gum pulled off of a rug/carpet

Larry's shorts were so short, he had some gum on the rug showing

Gum on the rug by babarrackass September 16, 2009