Celebearian
Celebearian by Darthdanie October 29, 2023
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celebrian
Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
celebrian by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007
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Celebrian
Either:
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
Celebrian by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009
celebrasian
celebrasian by Adam CE September 4, 2008
Celebeatin
celebrating with masturbation.
Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?
James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
Celebeatin by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011
celebrasian
celebrasian by Adam CE September 5, 2008
Celebratian
Tom is a celebratian, he celebrates every day. Tom mentioned he is a celebratian to Jill. Jill likes to celebrate every day and she became a celebratian as well. Together they are celebrations!
Celebratian by The Celebratian! February 27, 2023
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