Celebearian

When you ain’t getting no Coochie or dick

Bitch I’m a celebearian

Celebearian by Darthdanie October 29, 2023

celebrian 

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

celebrian by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007

Celebrian 

Either:
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.

"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)

Celebrian by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009

celebrasian 

Word fusion of "celebrity Asian."

A famous Asian.

Not to be confused with a crAsian.

Bai Ling is a celebrasian.

celebrasian by Adam CE September 4, 2008

Celebeatin 

celebrating with masturbation.

Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?

James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!

Celebeatin by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011

celebrasian 

Word fusion of "celebrity Asian."

A famous Asian.

Not to be confused with a crAsian.

Bai Ling is a celebrAsian.

celebrasian by Adam CE September 5, 2008

Celebratian 

A celebratian is a person or a character that enjoys celebrating each day!

Tom is a celebratian, he celebrates every day. Tom mentioned he is a celebratian to Jill. Jill likes to celebrate every day and she became a celebratian as well. Together they are celebrations!

Celebratian by The Celebratian! February 27, 2023