Bitch I’m a celebearian
by Darthdanie October 29, 2023
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1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007
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1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009
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Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?
James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011
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